You ever hear a song and think, “Why does this sound like the gentle outro to a 1970s Spider-Man episode that never aired?” No? Just me?
Well, Teresa Teng’s 《ζΌ«ζ₯δΊΊηθ·―》 (“Strolling Down the Road of Life”) gave me that exact feeling. There’s something about the way the melody goes bewhahahhahhb... baan dababdndn — you know the sound. That slow, dignified tumble of notes that feels like Spider-Man just walked off into the dusk, theme song dissolving into existential sweet jam.